Confession #3941

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When I woke up this morning, I felt like I had just gone through a warzone. My head was pounding, my body ached, and I couldn’t remember a damn thing from the night before.

But then, as I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes, I realized there was something else in bed with me. And no, it wasn’t my trusty bottle of aspirin.
It was a girl.

A pretty girl, too.

And while most guys would be jumping for joy at the prospect of waking up next to a gorgeous woman, my first thought was, “How the h**l did this happen?”

I looked down at myself and saw that my clothes were all rumpled and twisted.

My hair was sticking out in every direction, like a porcupine’s quills.

And the smell…oh, the smell. It was a mix of stale beer, cigarettes, and regret.

The girl stirred beside me and opened her eyes. She smiled and said, “Good morning.”

I tried to smile back, but my face was still stuck in its swollen, sleep-induced state.

“Um, mambo,” I said, my voice scratchy and hoarse.
She sat up and looked at me quizzically.

“Don’t you remember anything from last night?”
I shook my head, hoping it would jog some memories loose.

But all I could think of was a blurry image of Sabina Joy and a lot of shots.

“Well,” she said, “we met at SJ and then went back to your place.”

I looked around the room, trying to piece together the events of the night before. My eyes landed on a half-empty bottle of Napoleon on the nightstand.

“Oh god,” I groaned. “I think I remember that part.”
She laughed and leaned over to kiss me.

“It’s okay,” she said. “Last night was fun.”
I looked at her, then down at myself, and then back at her again.

“Fun for you, maybe. I look like a hot mess.”

She giggled and ran her fingers through my hair. “I think you look handsome.”

I couldn’t help but laugh at her words. handsome?
With my crusty eyes, drool-stained face, and tangled hair? I must have looked like a rejected extra from a zombie movie.

But despite my appearance, the girl seemed to genuinely like me.

March 11, 2023 |
2023-04-29 12:32:04

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